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Brief Plot SUmmary

A comedy series that follows the lives of Charlie Harper, his brother Alan and the growing son of Alan, Jake. After Charlie became bachelor again when his engagement ended with Chelsea, he left his fancy Malibu home and live with his brother. Stars Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Jennifer Taylor, Melanie Lynskey, April Bowlby, and Ashton Kutcher. Charlie Sheen plays Charlie but was “killed” on the series and Ashton Kutcher inserted to the series as Walden.

Genre: Comedy

Start Date: Sep/22/2003

Casts: Jon Cryer; Angus T. Jones; Conchata Ferrell; Charlie Sheen; Holland Taylor; Ashton Kutcher; Marin Hinkle; Melanie Lynskey; Jennifer Taylor; Amber Tamblyn; April Bowlby

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Episodes

Season 1

Two and a Half Men 1×01: Pilot
Two and a Half Men 1×02: Big Flappy Bastards
Two and a Half Men 1×03: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Two and a Half Men 1×04: If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song I’m Going to Take a Nap
Two and a Half Men 1×05: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Two and a Half Men 1×06: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Two and a Half Men 1×07: If They Do Go Either Way, They’re Usually Fake
Two and a Half Men 1×08: Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
Two and a Half Men 1×09: Phase One, Complete
Two and a Half Men 1×10: Merry Thanksgiving
Two and a Half Men 1×11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Two and a Half Men 1×12: Camel Filters + Pheromones
Two and a Half Men 1×13: Sarah Like Puny Alan
Two and a Half Men 1×14: I Can’t Afford Hyenas
Two and a Half Men 1×15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
Two and a Half Men 1×16: That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
Two and a Half Men 1×17: Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
Two and a Half Men 1×18: An Old Flame With a New Wick
Two and a Half Men 1×19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don’t Remember You
Two and a Half Men 1×20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Two and a Half Men 1×21: No Sniffing, No Wowing
Two and a Half Men 1×22: My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
Two and a Half Men 1×23: Just Like Buffalo
Two and a Half Men 1×24: Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 2

Two and a Half Men 2×01: Back Off, Mary Poppins
Two and a Half Men 2×02: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Two and a Half Men 2×03: A Bag Full of Jawea
Two and a Half Men 2×04: Go Get Mommy’s Bra
Two and a Half Men 2×05: Bad News From The Clinic?
Two and a Half Men 2×06: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Two and a Half Men 2×07: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Two and a Half Men 2×08: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Two and a Half Men 2×09: Yes, Monsignor
Two and a Half Men 2×10: The Salmon Under My Sweater
Two and a Half Men 2×11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Two and a Half Men 2×12: A Lung Full Of Alan
Two and a Half Men 2×13: Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow
Two and a Half Men 2×14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts
Two and a Half Men 2×15: Smell the Umbrella Stand
Two and a Half Men 2×16: Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Two and a Half Men 2×17: Woo-Hoo, A Hernia Exam!
Two and a Half Men 2×18: It was ‘Mame,’ Mom
Two and a Half Men 2×19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Two and a Half Men 2×20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Two and a Half Men 2×21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Two and a Half Men 2×22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Two and a Half Men 2×23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Two and a Half Men 2×24: Does This Smell Funny to You?

Season 3

Two and a Half Men 3×01: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Two and a Half Men 3×02: Principal Gallagher’s Lesbian Lover
Two and a Half Men 3×03: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Two and a Half Men 3×04: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Two and a Half Men 3×05: We Called It Mr. Pinky
Two and a Half Men 3×06: Hi, Mr. Horned One
Two and a Half Men 3×07: Sleep Tight, Puddin’ Pop
Two and a Half Men 3×08: That Voodoo That I Do Do
Two and a Half Men 3×09: Madame and Her Special Friend
Two and a Half Men 3×10: Something Salted and Twisted
Two and a Half Men 3×11: Santa’s Village of the Damned
Two and a Half Men 3×12: That Special Tug
Two and a Half Men 3×13: Humiliation is a Visual Medium
Two and a Half Men 3×14: Love Isn’t Blind, It’s Retarded
Two and a Half Men 3×15: My Tongue is Meat
Two and a Half Men 3×16: Ergo, The Booty Call
Two and a Half Men 3×17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Two and a Half Men 3×18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Two and a Half Men 3×19: Golly Moses, She’s A Muffin
Two and a Half Men 3×20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Two and a Half Men 3×21: And the Plot Moistens
Two and a Half Men 3×22: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Two and a Half Men 3×23: Arguments for the Quickie
Two and a Half Men 3×24: That Pistol-Packin’ Hermaphrodite

Season 4

Two and a Half Men 4×01: Working for Caligula
Two and a Half Men 4×02: Who’s Vod Kanockers?
Two and a Half Men 4×03: The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
Two and a Half Men 4×04: A Pot Smoking Monkey
Two and a Half Men 4×05: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Two and a Half Men 4×06: Apologies for the Frivolity
Two and a Half Men 4×07: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Two and a Half Men 4×08: Release the Dogs
Two and a Half Men 4×09: Corey’s Been Dead for an Hour
Two and a Half Men 4×10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Two and a Half Men 4×11: Walnuts and Demerol
Two and a Half Men 4×12: Castrating Sheep in Montana
Two and a Half Men 4×13: Don’t Worry, Speed Racer
Two and a Half Men 4×14: That’s Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Two and a Half Men 4×15: My Damn Stalker
Two and a Half Men 4×16: Young People Have Phlegm Too
Two and a Half Men 4×17: I Merely Slept with a Commie
Two and a Half Men 4×18: It Never Rains in Hooterville
Two and a Half Men 4×19: Smooth As A Ken Doll
Two and a Half Men 4×20: Aunt Myra Doesn’t Pee A Lot
Two and a Half Men 4×21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Two and a Half Men 4×22: Mr. McGlue’s Feedbag
Two and a Half Men 4×23: Anteaters. They’re Just Crazy-lookin
Two and a Half Men 4×24: Prostitutes and Gelato

Season 5

Two and a Half Men 5×01: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Two and a Half Men 5×02: Media Room Slash Dungeon
Two and a Half Men 5×03: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Two and a Half Men 5×04: City of Great Racks
Two and a Half Men 5×05: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Two and a Half Men 5×06: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Two and a Half Men 5×07: Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Two and a Half Men 5×08: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Two and a Half Men 5×09: Tight’s Good
Two and a Half Men 5×10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
Two and a Half Men 5×11: Meander To Your Dander
Two and a Half Men 5×12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Two and a Half Men 5×13: The Soil is Moist
Two and a Half Men 5×14: Winky-Dink Time
Two and a Half Men 5×15: Rough Night in Hump Junction
Two and a Half Men 5×16: Look at Me, Mommy, I’m Pretty
Two and a Half Men 5×17: Fish in a Drawer
Two and a Half Men 5×18: If My Hole Could Talk
Two and a Half Men 5×19: Waiting for the Right Snapper

Season 6

Two and a Half Men 6×01: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Two and a Half Men 6×02: Pie Hole, Herb
Two and a Half Men 6×03: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Two and a Half Men 6×04: The Flavin’ and the Mavin’
Two and a Half Men 6×05: A Jock Strap In Hell
Two and a Half Men 6×06: It’s Always Nazi Week
Two and a Half Men 6×07: Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Two and a Half Men 6×08: Pinocchio’s Mouth
Two and a Half Men 6×09: The Mooch At The Boo
Two and a Half Men 6×10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Two and a Half Men 6×11: The Devil’s Lube
Two and a Half Men 6×12: Thank God for Scoliosis
Two and a Half Men 6×13: I Think You Offended Don
Two and a Half Men 6×14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Two and a Half Men 6×15: I’d Like to Start With the Cat
Two and a Half Men 6×16: She’ll Still Be Dead At Halftime
Two and a Half Men 6×17: The ‘Ocu’ Or The ‘Pado’?
Two and a Half Men 6×18: My Son’s Enormous Head
Two and a Half Men 6×19: The Two Finger Rule
Two and a Half Men 6×20: Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Two and a Half Men 6×21: Above Exalted Cyclops
Two and a Half Men 6×22: Sir Lancelot’s Litter Box
Two and a Half Men 6×23: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Two and a Half Men 6×24: Baseball with Better Steroids

Season 7

Two and a Half Men 7×01: 818-jklpuzo
Two and a Half Men 7×02: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Two and a Half Men 7×03: Mmm, fish. Yum.
Two and a Half Men 7×04: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Two and a Half Men 7×05: For the Sake of the Child
Two and a Half Men 7×06: Give Me Your Thumb
Two and a Half Men 7×07: Untainted by Filth
Two and a Half Men 7×08: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Two and a Half Men 7×09: Captain Terry’s Spray-On Hair
Two and a Half Men 7×10: That’s Why They Call It Ball Room
Two and a Half Men 7×11: Warning, It’s Dirty
Two and a Half Men 7×12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Two and a Half Men 7×13: Yay, No Polyps!
Two and a Half Men 7×14: Crude and Uncalled For
Two and a Half Men 7×15: Aye, Aye, Captain
Two and a Half Men 7×16: Tinkle Like a Princess
Two and a Half Men 7×17: I Found Your Moustache
Two and a Half Men 7×18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Two and a Half Men 7×19: Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave
Two and a Half Men 7×20: I Called Him Magoo
Two and a Half Men 7×21: Gumby with a Pokey
Two and a Half Men 7×22: This Is Not Gonna End Well

Season 8

Two and a Half Men 8×01: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Two and a Half Men 8×02: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Two and a Half Men 8×03: A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Two and a Half Men 8×04: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Two and a Half Men 8×05: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Two and a Half Men 8×06: Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Two and a Half Men 8×07: The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Two and a Half Men 8×08: Springtime On A Stick
Two and a Half Men 8×09: A Good Time in Central Africa
Two and a Half Men 8×10: Ow, Ow, Don’t Stop
Two and a Half Men 8×11: Dead From The Waist Down
Two and a Half Men 8×12: Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy’s Dead
Two and a Half Men 8×13: Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
Two and a Half Men 8×14: Lookin’ for Japanese Subs
Two and a Half Men 8×15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Two and a Half Men 8×16: That Darn Priest

Season 9

Two and a Half Men 9×01: Nice To Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Two and a Half Men 9×02: People Who Love Peepholes
Two and a Half Men 9×03: Big Girls Don’t Throw Food
Two and a Half Men 9×04: Nine Magic Fingers
Two and a Half Men 9×05: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Two and a Half Men 9×06: The Squat and The Hover
Two and a Half Men 9×07: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Two and a Half Men 9×08: Thank You For The Intercourse
Two and a Half Men 9×09: Frodo’s Headshots
Two and a Half Men 9×10: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Two and a Half Men 9×11: What a Lovely Landing Strip
Two and a Half Men 9×12: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Two and a Half Men 9×13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Two and a Half Men 9×14: A Possum on Chemo
Two and a Half Men 9×15: The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
Two and a Half Men 9×16: Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy
Two and a Half Men 9×17: Not In My Mouth!
Two and a Half Men 9×18: The War Against Gingivitis
Two and a Half Men 9×19: Palmdale, Ech
Two and a Half Men 9×20: Grandma’s Pie
Two and a Half Men 9×21: Mr. Hose Says ‘Yes’
Two and a Half Men 9×22: Why We Gave Up Women
Two and a Half Men 9×23: The Straw In My Donut Hole
Two and a Half Men 9×24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Season 10

Two and a Half Men 10×01: I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Two and a Half Men 10×02: A Big Bag of Dog
Two and a Half Men 10×03: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Two and a Half Men 10×04: You Do Know What The Lollipop’s For
Two and a Half Men 10×05: That’s Not What They Call It In Amsterdam
Two and a Half Men 10×06: Ferrets, Attack!
Two and a Half Men 10×07: Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Two and a Half Men 10×08: Something My Gynecologist Said
Two and a Half Men 10×09: I Scream When I Pee
Two and a Half Men 10×10: One Nut Johnson
Two and a Half Men 10×11: Give Santa A Tail-Hole
Two and a Half Men 10×12: Welcome to Alancrest
Two and a Half Men 10×13: Grab A Feather And Get In Line
Two and a Half Men 10×14: Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Two and a Half Men 10×15: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Two and a Half Men 10×16: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Two and a Half Men 10×17: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Two and a Half Men 10×18: The 9:04 From Pemberton
Two and a Half Men 10×19: Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon
Two and a Half Men 10×20: Bazinga! That’s From A TV Show
Two and a Half Men 10×21: Another Night With Neil Diamond
Two and a Half Men 10×22: My Bodacious Vidalia
Two and a Half Men 10×23: Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped

Season 11

Two and a Half Men 11×01: Nangnangnangnang
Two and a Half Men 11×02: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Two and a Half Men 11×03: This Unblessed Biscuit
Two and a Half Men 11×04: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Two and a Half Men 11×05: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Two and a Half Men 11×06: Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Two and a Half Men 11×07: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Two and a Half Men 11×08: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Two and a Half Men 11×09: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Two and a Half Men 11×10: On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Two and a Half Men 11×11: Tazed In The Lady Nuts
Two and a Half Men 11×12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Two and a Half Men 11×13: Bite Me, Supreme Court
Two and a Half Men 11×14: Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
Two and a Half Men 11×15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Two and a Half Men 11×16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Two and a Half Men 11×17: Welcome Home, Jake
Two and a Half Men 11×18: West Side Story
Two and a Half Men 11×19: Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Two and a Half Men 11×20: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Two and a Half Men 11×21: Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Two and a Half Men 11×22: Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Season 12

Two and a Half Men 12×01: The Ol’ Mexican Spinach
Two and a Half Men 12×02: A Chic Bar in Ibiza
Two and a Half Men 12×03: Glamping in a Yurt
Two and a Half Men 12×04: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
Two and a Half Men 12×05: Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
Two and a Half Men 12×06: Alan Shot A Little Girl
Two and a Half Men 12×07: Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
Two and a Half Men 12×08: Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey
Two and a Half Men 12×09: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
Two and a Half Men 12×10: Here I Come, Pants!
Two and a Half Men 12×11: For Whom the Booty Calls
Two and a Half Men 12×12: A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Two and a Half Men 12×13: Boompa Loved His Hookers
Two and a Half Men 12×14: Don’t Give a Monkey a Gun
Two and a Half Men 12×15: Of Course He’s Dead – Part One
Two and a Half Men 12×16: Of Course He’s Dead – Part Two

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